Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

You know, I think that only if one feels immensely important can one feel truly light.

Believe in people, they fly for a day. Teach them to believe in themselves, they soar for a lifetime.

I do what I feel is right. I do not fear to walk on a new path and take risk.

It takes spiritual authority to bless others. Many Christians say, "God bless you," but one clearly senses that although the words express a kind wish, they lack real spiritual authority.

When you want to turn around a company, you want to make sure that the solution is coming from inside.

I freely admit I know nothing about television or writing for the screen.

In direct contradiciton to the American dream, God actually delights in exalting our inability.

God hath intended our passions to prevail over reason.

Like Melrose Abbey, large cities should especially be viewed by moonlight.

RIP Sir Alfredo Di Stefano. I will never forget each of the shared moments with such a football legend.