Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

When I was in China, Mao was Chairman, and parents were terrified to tell their children anything that differed from the party line in case the children repeated it and endangered the whole family.

We do say no to a lot, but we also say yes; I find ways of coming to peace with certain things. Sometimes a writer or actor will reach out and make it very personal.

They always lose when it matters (getting it wrong about England in the rugby world cup final 2003).

In my Corgan brain, I've decided it's almost as simple as 'All you need is love.' Almost.

Normally a period movie has a lot of problems with the graphics. They look modern made.

You don't make a movie, the movie makes you.

O, how easy it would appear to be to live in simplicity and love, and yet how difficult it is for our corrupt hearts to live in love!

Lord, I do not ask that Thou shouldst give me wealth; only show me where it is, and I will attend to the rest.

Limitations only go so far.

Paul reminds us that in the Gospel we are both brought lower and raised higher than we can imagine.