Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

She's vibrator dependent.

I thought I was the last American weirdo then I met Chris Chandler.

The goal of comfort is at the self-same time the abandonment of great accomplishments.

Falling in love is a subtle process, a connection sparked by attraction, tested by compatibility, and forged by memory.

Suddenly I've got an overwhelming desire to surround myself with the aura of classical and Romantic art.

I don't believe in spending money lavishly, now that I'm making money.

I'd rather be working for a paycheck, than waiting to win the lottery. Besides, maybe this time it's different, I mean, I really think you like me.

I think Marco Rubio could never have recovered from revealing himself to be pathetic.

I maintain that the best song is the one that ends up on the album. So whether I've written it or I haven't, I'm very comfortable with both.

If I lost weight, I'd be two-dimensional!

I always try to create new experiences that are fun to play.

Love is a person's idea about his/her needs in other person what you are attracted to.