Elvis was the firstest with the mostest.

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

People often ask me how would I like to be remembered and I answer that I would simply like to be remembered.

Before you go to sleep, do not forget to say thanks for everything good that has happened to you in the last 24 hours.

Whether I'm in London, Sydney or Hong Kong, it makes no difference. There is always someone who knows me. I must be one of the most unloneliest people in the world!

I close my eyes, then I drift away, into the magic night I softly say. A silent prayer, like dreamers do, then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you.

Only the lonely know the way I feel tonight.

Without the word dream, or the concept dream, and without the word blue and the emotions, I would have been really limited in the things I've written and performed.

I've really learned a lot, really learned a lot, love is like a stove, burns you when it's hot

A candy coloured clown they call the sandman Tiptoes into my room every night Just to sprinkle stardust and whisper; "Go to sleep, everything is alright"

Saving nickels, saving dimes, working 'til the sun don't shine, looking forward to happier times.

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth than making a sense from their mind.

I hated her out of principle

We should every night call ourselves to an account: What infirmity have I mastered today? What passions opposed! What temptation resisted? What virtue acquired?

I'm no reformer; for I see more lightThan darkness in the world; mine eyes are quickTo catch the first dim radiance of the dawn,And slow to note the cloud that threatens storm.

The concept of war crimes is an American invention.

With the rose the butterfly's deep in love, A thousand times hovering round; But round himself, all tender like gold, The sun's sweet ray is hovering found.

Six million Jews died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughter houses.

Irony is based on insecurity; people like to not like things because they don't understand them.

I'm not afraid of scars, be them emotional or otherwise. I think it builds character, and if it doesn't destroy you, I truly believe it makes us stronger.