Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

For most normal people, politics is a distant, occasionally irritating fog.

If no one loved, the sun would go out.

History is as Old as My Grandfather

The wonder is what you can make a paradise out of.

It's a big universe. To stay in one tiny place is doing a disservice to yourself.

The personal interiorization of the practice of humiliation is called humility.

I got into music when I was 12, 13.

The '80s seem a real positive force. The '70s were deadening, in a lot of ways.

I decided to create a sports club during the Soviet times. It was my dream.

Love is as strict as acting. If you want to love somebody, stand there and do it. If you don't, don't. There are no other choices.