Emotions like these didn't happen to regular, everyday people. They couldn't or else the entire world would be fornicating all the time.

Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn’t have tried to turn ya into a snake.

Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.

A stóirín, ya are a handful of trouble, but I kind of like it.

He kissed the corner of her lips before whispering by her ear, “And that was just my hand, love.

He’s not wearing…” Charlotte began.“I know. He doesn’t, ” Lydia answered.

Am I on your walk of shame? You did sleep with the right MacGregor, didn’t you?

There's nothing sweet about me, love, " he said.

If Scotsmen don't wear anything under their kilts and they ride a horse, do you think they chafe their manbits?

My energies have been drained.Masturbating too much will do that.

For your next act, please don't pull any rabbits out of my... well, hat."....He licked playfully at her mouth. "And ya can't call my manhood 'rabbit'.

A friend is a friend who continues to love you and like you when you don't love him or like him any more.

Maria, groaning for scraps, would drape his head on my feet as I ate, trying to camouflage himself as my napkin or the rug.

Equality of opportunity is an equal opportunity to prove unequal talents.

Now everyone has a license to speak, it’s a question of who gets heard.

The trouble is, I know too much about how to cook to be satisfied with a cook.

The first time I spoke to a group this large was at my college commencement in 1969.

The panoplied warrior of truth and nonviolence is ever and incessantly active.

Many people spend their entire lifetimes wishing that other people would acknowledge them. They feel this especially about their parents, spouses, children, and friends.

The red carpet is a beautiful situation for people. I think everybody appreciates it and loves it and honors it. Nobody really acts a fool because they know this is a one-time thing.

In the midst of difficulties we are always ready to seize an advantage, we may extricate ourselves from misfortune.