Empathy is at the core of family stability and love. I've never had a couple come to me and say, I want a divorce; my partner understands me.

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

In fact, the socialization gives us the tools to fill our evolutionary roles. They are our building blocks.

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.

The weakness of men is the facade of strength; the strength of women is the facade of weakness.

Hazing is both testing and training to subordinate self to the team.

The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site.

If women had to promise to provide for a man for a lifetime before he removed his veil and showed her his smile, would we think of this as a system of female privilege?

Men are not only women's unpaid bodyguards, they actually pay to be a woman's bodyguard.

I define power as control over ones life. A balanced life is far superior to the male definition of power: earning money someone else spends while he dies sooner.

When women are at the height of their beauty power and exercise it, we call it marriage. When men are at the height of their success power and exercise it, we call it a mid-life crisis.

One sweet note is but an ounce of pain.

Trust in this life is a hard thing to earn and keep.

Measures are too often decided, not accord­ing to the rules of justice and the rights of the minor party, but by the superior force of an interested and overbearing majority.

An intense life needs a touch of madness.

A 'naughty pickle' is how I'd best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.

People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can't live within its income.

As a writer, as a creator, I'm giving you my experiences. But just take what I give you. You ain't got to pry beyond that.

If your eyes were open to all the beauty in the world, you would be overwhelmed with joy.

Before our race, nationality, or religion, we are all human beings. Let's celebrate our differences and not fight over them.

It becomes increasingly easy, as you get older, to drown in nostalgia.