Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.

Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.

The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.

I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.

That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues.

He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.

When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The answer is obvious: It doesn't matter where you land. You just jumped off a cliff.

I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in history.

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.

Don't drink too much." "When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop." "I'll have to get a shorter name." "I'll have to forget how to spell it.

(Parentheses speakMore than we dare say out loudWhy, oh, why is that?)

Where a man's strength and courage is tested most is in the way that he treats women - the way that he loves.

What you have to give, you offer least of all through what you say; in greater part through what you do; but in greatest part through who you are.

What I like about New York City is nobody cares. If they do, they don't ever approach. They just give you a 'What's up?' and that's it.

At a certain point, you realize you have a responsibility more behind yourself and your need for adrenaline. I'm glad I did things in my 20s that were more reckless.

Vitriolic is a needless and malign attack on something, excessive attack on something. It is a rather pointless thing to do.

When the right moment appears, the key is to not let it pass.

I'm a huge gamer, everything from PC to Xbox to PS2.

The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.

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