England, Australia, Israel, a few staunch, important allies internationally. But we have lost a lot of international support.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

...curiosity had the same impact on him as caffeine... (Commissario Soneri)

Breakups can be sad, but sometimes tears are the price we pay for a freedom we need.

A woman is like a tea bag: you never know her strength until you drop her in hot water.

We never better enjoy ourselves than when we most enjoy God.

Unfortunately for the 'Tomorrow' series, I feel that for the actors that were in the first film, maybe our commitment to it is done.

Sometimes to be creative you have to give yourself permission to not be outstanding.

I have to pay the bills just like everybody else, but it also pays my soul to work.

I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one.

I love being chubby because chicks that smoke pot love me. They think I have food at my house.

It is wrong to make anyone into an enemy; it is wrong to scare the people of one's own country with that enemy and try to rally some allies on that basis.