England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

Don't beg for platforms, build your platform.

Every day I'm learning something new from the practice. It's very rewarding.

If we can make the correct diagnosis, the healing can begin. If we can't, both our personal health and our economy are doomed.

I was born in Brazil, I was an American citizen for about 10 years. I thought of myself as a global citizen.

When we try to conceal our innermost drives, the entire being screams betrayal.

There is no calamity which a great nation can invite which equals that which follows a supine submission to wrong and injustice

We are always doing something to cover up our basic existential anxiety. Some people live that way until the day they die.

You have to have a very holler-y sensibility. So they [the audience] know there's something worth listening to.

God writes spiritual Mysteries on our heart, where they wait silently for discovery.

Stay stupid. Follow your unconventional crazy heart.