England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Ideology knows the answer before the question has been asked.Principles are something different: a set of values that have to be adapted to circumstances but not compromised away.

A man shrinks or expands into the degree and nature of his ambition. Ambition needs to be cultivated and refined, and yet has no teachers.

She would be brave. She would be heroic. She would make her own destiny.

The world is quite right. It does not have to be consistent.

I’m not sad about any of my life. It’s so unconventional. It doesn’t look anything like I thought it would.

It hit me that the students were talking about me, not God. I was standing before a holy God and robbing Him of the glory that was rightfully His.

When art wins, everyone wins.

The winds are nothing else but good or bad spirits. Hark! how the Devil is puffing and blowing.

I can honestly say - and it's a big surprise to me - that I have never had a dream about being on the moon.

A mistake is a signal that it is time to learn something new, something you didn't know before.