England still will be here without you.

Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

You write a hit the same way you write a flop.

The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot. By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.

Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.

Stay close to the young... and a little rubs off.

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.

You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.

To strive in life

Daddy loved his son. Daddy believed his son walked on water. Daddy, Mike had long ago decided, was an idiot.

Commerce is the equalizer of the wealth of nations.

You can HAVE, DO or BE, anything you want! It's a choice and it's YOUR CHOICE.

Now, the education of our children is of national concern, and if they are not educated properly, it is a national calamity.

How can we expect a harvest of thought who have not had a seedtime of character?

As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me. -Captain Tagon

Wouldn't it be much worse if life really were fair and all the terrible things that happen to us happen because we really deserve them?

We belong to a tradition where we treat the entire universe as our family. For me, globalisation is the manifestation of nationalisation. There is no contradiction between the two.

My dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people.