English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Compromise is only comfortable to the man who is outside the presence of God.

She had the world’s worst poker face: her feelings floated across them like reflections on a still pond.

It's hard to remember who you were when you're constantly pretending to be someone you're not.

My fantasy is that there is a new regulatory body that is in charge of algorithmic auditing.

Even though we know sexual assault is still dramatically underreported, I think women are much more empowered today than they used to be.

So long as man remains free he strives for nothing so incessantly and so painfully as to find someone to worship.

We're all sons and daughters of God, and therefore in a very literal sense, brothers and sisters. And we ought to treat each other that way.

Whatever you believe cosmologically, we all know the tears of the world. We each carry a certain measure of those tears in our hearts.

CHILDHOOD IS THAT STATE WHICH ENDS THE MOMENT A PUDDLE IS FIRST VIEWED AS AN OBSTACLE INSTEAD OF AN OPPORTUNITY

Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.