English wine is like Belgian rock or German disco: a waste of everyone's time and money.

Salt is the difference between eating in Technicolor and eating in black and white.

In my experience of vegan food it tends to be a symphony of beige.

One of my mottos for living is: never eat on a boat, unless you own the boat.

Bad restaurants find unique ways to be bad. Good ones are good in the same way: good food, nice staff, a pleasant room. The human capacity for finding unique ways to screw things up always amazes me.

People adore bad reviews. Nobody would be interested in reading the good ones.

The tragedy of my job [journalist] is that I rarely get to go where I want to go. I have to go where the job takes me.

Grief does not change you, Hazel. It reveals you.

I am only a child yet I know if all money spent on war was spent on finding environmental answers, ending poverty, and binding treaties, what a wonderful place this Earth would be.

Liam can't be a rebellious son and expect to be a sentinel at the same time. I won't allow it. Sentinels obey orders. They have to.

Even in its darkest passages, the heart is unconquerable. It is important that the body survives, but it is more meaningful that the human spirit prevails.

Say and do something positive that will help the situation it doesn't take any brains to complain.

The more heavily the government regulates the market, the more competition is impeded.

Why is Scottie Pippen taking a charge? Taking a charge is for people with no game!

A bad memory is the mother of invention.

In my case, performance is part of the medium. Sometimes I feel that it's my main medium, and that the presentation of my poems on the page is secondary.