Enjoying life isn't about finding the answers, but living the questions.

The women went berserk, to the accompaniment of 'When a Man Loves a Woman.' It was all bass and drums; the musical equivalent, Anna decided, of cheap aftershave.

I'm just short for my weight. By rights I should measure eight foot three.

Even the lion has to defend himself against flies.

Sometimes the biggest lies we tell are to ourselves.

Mum and I were delighted to find out we were descended from 'bog-trotters.'

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

"My obit is going to be full of Bogart, I'm sure," she says, adding, "I'll never know if that's true. If that's the way it is, that's the way it is."

People in the know say The Giver was the first young adult dystopian novel.

I stay in one room, and it's easier to live there, to control it, to make it warm. It seems to me a convenient way to live, and it's cheap.

The real reward for doing your best work is not the money you make but the leader you become.

I think a lot of people get into stand-up to be the center of attention, which is perfectly legitimate. But I think I got in there to be heard.

It is silliness to live when to live is torment, and then have we a prescription to die when death is our physician.