Enjoying your Christmas in the land of the dead? Fun and different, right?

Ah, mate. My soul loves yours. It does. But this lifetime, my body won’t get on board.

Did you call me here just to deliver this monologue? Did I need to be here?

She is a woman of muscle twisted around bone.

Personality is a real aphrodisiac, when somebody is charming or funny. I think certain jobs attract certain types of people.

Democracy is about voting and it's about a majority vote. And it's time that we started exercising the Democratic process.

When someone shows you their true colors, believe them.

Basketball is a pure invention.

It is an open secret that Jews do not work, but rather let others work for them.

Anger as well as love casts out fear.

Movies that are consciously life-affirming are to be consciously avoided.

If someone is right for you, you'll know it.

I think the way I play the guitar is very percussive. I play a lot of rhythm chops as though I were playing congas or something.