Enough of anything is plenty, but plenty to some people is never enough.

Platonic friendship-the interval between the introduction and the first kiss.

The line of least resistance is to most people the lifeline.

Some people are jewels in the wrong setting.

A friend is one who withholds judgment no matter how long you have his unanswered letter.

Riches may not bring happiness, but neither does poverty.

It is wise to be sure, but otherwise to be too sure.

There are two kinds of trouble: The kind you have and the kind you haven't. There are but few of the first sort, but of the second there is no end.

What is Paris? ... Where nobody throws stones, for all live in glass houses.

Never expect too much from a friend and you will never want for one.

The penalty of greatness is to write autographs.

If believing were simple, then this world wouldn’t be in the mess that it is today.

It is not so much being all that you dream of becoming as it is un-becoming all that is covering your being.

A man should be resigned to knowing himself a little better each day if he hasn't got the guts to put an end to his sniveling once and for all.

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.

Tragedy is the difference between what is and what could have been.

It is a remarkable fact that all the heresies which have arisen in the Christian Church have had a decided tendency to dishonor God and to flatter man.

And so I was very grateful that I didn't do the British stiff upper lip, but I went straight to a therapist. And she was wonderful and helpful, and I went for about two years.

There is no democrats or republicans, right or left, red state or blue state. We are all one. And we are all unified against Mexicans.

The world should be worried about those who go around the planet with a can of gasoline in one hand and a box of matches in the other, pretending to sell fire insurance.