Entertaining females with accounts of jug-bitten maunderings is one of my favourite pastimes.

Has no one ever told you that it is the height of impropriety to kiss any gentleman, unless you have the intention of accompanying him immediately to the altar?

Well, you have the right to make a sacrifice of yourself, but I'll be damned if I'll let you sacrifice me!

Why had my life suddenly become a Nancy Drew mystery from hell?

The sea is a desert of waves, A wilderness of water.

That which endures forever

Home is the place we love best and grumble the most.

Simplicity is the final achievement.

Most people stop learning out of fear. They are afraid they cannot learn.

It was moving, but so absurd that I nearly laughed out loud. I imagined a new line of Hallmark cards: "Thank you for not killing my boyfriend, even if it risks killing you.

I don't always do a lot of predicting, but, when I get a really strong feeling about something, I will tell people.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

Cupid is a knavish lad, Thus to make poor females mad.