Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

You could place one product in a first-run telecast, a second product what that program is rerun, and a third product when the show goes into syndication, and another product when it goes on cable.

People are like animals. Some are happiest penned in, some need to roam free. You go to recognize what's in her nature and accept it.

Advertising is what you do when you can't go to see somebody. That's all it is.

The future is hope!

We are all born without knowledge, but curious. With curiosity we should be able to learn as much as possible. With curiosity, it has to take a lot of work to remain ignorant.

There was something about that form of comedy that's just difficult. It never really felt like you could just fully commit to all the colors that you carry with you.

We become victims of the great disease of technological society - meaninglessness.

A story has been thought to its conclusion when it has taken its worst possible turn.

A truly creative person rids him or herself of all self-imposed limitations.

Two phrases I hate in reference to female characters are 'strong' and 'feisty.' They really annoy me. It's the most condescending thing. You say that about a three-year-old. It infantilises women.

Any place is good for eavesdropping, if you know how to eavesdrop.