Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest, because no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Passionately develop a positive and pragmatic psychology

If we treated others with the consideration that one would give to those who only had a few days to live, then we would be kinder, at least.

I live very normally, I go out with my friends, we go to the movies, I queue, we go to restaurants.

Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's very important that you do it. Because nobody else will.

It would be easier to be tough on Russian than make a deal. I don't know if we'll make a deal.

Faith in the ability of a leader is of slight service unless it be united with faith in his justice

I feel like I'm a filmmaker; I don't feel I need to yell 'action' and 'cut.'

I forever felt that I've fallen right between the crack of way too young for the first generation of classic rock 'n' roll and too old to be brand-new. It's hard.

I kept having dreams all night. I thought they were touching me with their fingers. But dreams don't have fingers, they have fists, so it must have been scorpions.

There are no moral blanks; there are no neutral characters.