"Equestrian", by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

I’d rather be miserable loving you than happy with anyone else.

It's like there was a fellow in every man that's done a-past the sanity or the insanity, that watches the sane and the insane doings of that man with the same horror and the same astonishment.

I think my mother... made it clear that you have to live life by your own terms and you have to not worry about what other people think and you have to have the courage to do the unexpected.

I was definitely nervous turning up on my first day to shoot with Woody Allen.

You are as welcome as the flowers in May.

To achieve charity, we must submit, become patient, meek, humble. . . . We must exercise the love of God as a power.

The point on nonviolence is to build a floor, a strong new floor, beneath which we can no longer sink.

Everyone must be given something he can grasp and recognize as his own idea.

When words fail, wars begin. When wars finally end, we settle our disputes with words.

It is wrong always, everywhere, and for everyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.