Errol Flynn and I are the only ones left who do any good old hell raising.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

you are good when you strive to give of yourself.

A negative past is only there to motivate you to start creating a future that's far better than it.

I can't explain some of the things I've seen and...I've done some things I can't explain.

In every life story, including our own, decisions are made in haste that determine the course of eternity.

It's crazy, how similar we are. Here's both of us, working through our stuff, trying to make something positive out of something really bad.

Those who speak much are blamed, those who speak little are blamed. In this world there are none who are not blamed. Try not to blame.

I don't see success as the goal. Obedience is the goal.

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

I am a huge advocate of prescription drugs given wisely and for the right reasons and the right diagnosis and also psychotherapy.

I love my friends. I love my love-life. I love my hobbies. I love eating.