Error often is to be preferred to indecision.

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done.

I live my life as I deem appropriate and fitting; I offer no apologies, no explanations.

Never do today what you can do tomorrow, because something may occur to make you regret your premature action.

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business.

Law is whatever is boldly asserted and plausibly maintained.

Never put off for tomorrow, what you can do today.

To the union of all honest men.

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure and pleasure my business.

To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life.

You think embracing the longing while waiting for the right man is impossible? Well obviously you didn't get the memo.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Chivalry is a poor substitute for justice if one cannot have both. Chivalry is something like the icing on cake sweet but not nourishing.

Education is learning to grow, learning what to grow toward, learning what is good and bad, learning what is desirable and undesirable, learning what to choose and what not to choose.

I definitely miss the rush from wiping out an opponent.

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes

By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.

It is often pleasant to stone a martyr, no matter how much we may admire him.

I love humans; always seeing patterns in things that aren’t there.