'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

There are three sources of belief: reason, custom, inspiration.

Often I wish this would all be over, Liesel, but then somehow you do something like walk down the basement steps with a snowman in your hands.

You did say something I found offensive yesterday.What was that?I believe the word you used was friends.

Even a feeble-minded man wants to be like other men."--Charlie Gordan

My music will go on forever. Maybe it's a fool say that, but when me know facts me can say facts. My music will go on forever.

When one door of happiness closes another opens but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

There comes a time as an artist, can't follow the crowd. You have to do YOU, and make the crowd follow you.

A good woman is a hidden treasure; who discovers her will do well not to boast about it.

The advantages of a virtual production pipeline are that you can reduce the footprint of your production down to the size of the stage.

If one is master of one thing and understands one thing well, one has at the same time, insight into and understanding of many things.