[Establishment] raided the wealth for themselves and taken our jobs away out of our country never to return unless I'm elected president.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

The truth is often found in humour.

You have a nice mouth, " he says. "I can't stop looking at it.""You should taste it. It's quite lovely.

That which is worth telling is not worth having.

Freedom is the supreme good; freedom from self imposed limitation.

I knew by heart all the dialogue of James Dean's films; I could watch Rebel Without a Cause a hundred times over.

He consorted with prostitutes and poets...and with persons even worse.

We cannot run away from the TB epidemic. It is a moral injustice.

Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.

It takes 42 muscles to smile. Instead pick up your middle finger and say "bite me!

Writing is thought crystalized on a piece of paper, which can then be reviewed.