Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.

You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.

Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

Without love it is like having a good song without an audience.

You need energy and purpose to become the person you’re destined to be.

How many things we held yesterday as articles of faith which today we tell as fables.

A Prius is not a true hybrid, really. The current Prius is, like, 2 percent electric. It's a gasoline car with slightly better mileage.

Ah! when in the immortal ranks enlisted, I sometimes wonder if we shall not find That not by deeds, but by what we've resisted, Our places are assigned.

Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others.

Text is, in some ways, on the way out, unfortunately. There are dating sites now that are just pictures.

Chiropractic embraces the science of life, the knowledge of how organisms act in health and disease, and also the art of adjusting the neuroskeleton.

Gold and Silver have always had value, never gone to zero. Can you say the same for stocks and bonds?

Violence is the weapon of the weak.

I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke