Estragon: What about hanging ourselves? Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection.

Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

There's never an end for the sea.

Don't look for meaning in the words. Listen to the silences.

The creation of the world did not take place once and for all time, but takes place every day.

If you do not love me I shall not be loved If I do not love you I shall not love.

If you don't know where you are currently standing, you're dead.

Nothing is more real than nothing.

You're on Earth. There's no cure for that.

I tried to groan, Help! Help! But the tone that came out was that of polite conversation.

Dear incomprehension, it's thanks to you I'll be myself, in the end.

Fences can be prisons, in a way. They're necessary for those incapable of learning restraint, but they diminish life.

History was ignorant and had a mean streak, so it tended to repeat.

It's unfortunate that many people only get religious when they are going through crisis. I guess religion to them is just something to run to in dire situations.

Dog! When we first met on the highway of life, we came from the two poles of creation.... What can be the meaning of the obscure love for me that has sprung up in your heart?

Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.

I don't even like showing my stuff to publishers and editors much.

I love a loose-fitting skirt with a cinched waist. A feminine silhouette is a no-stress zone - it's comfortable and I don't have to worry about wardrobe malfunctions!

I post pictures that I want to post and say what I want to say. If that's three times a day or three times per month then whatever.

[joking about the length of the Rolling Stones' career] You have the sun, you have the moon, you have the air that you breathe - and you have the Rolling Stones!

Invention hovers always a little above the rules.