Eternity is a ham and two people.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

You may have the dark and cold street life, ruled by the lessor light of the moon. During this time I restore my temple, and later awake to greet the awesome radiance of the sun-star.

There is no set moment in your life that will define you. Every moment is a chance to change your life for better or worse. Choose to change now.

Technology has transformed the world into a global village. And communities, families, friends, etc., into local islands.

Dreams don’t get done until they are due.

The bite of conscience is indecent.

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life.

At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest of my life.

I eat the same foods almost every day. I have my favorites like Filipino beef broth, chicken soup with lots and lots of rice.

You know, not everybody can afford to pay $58 for prime rib or $650 for a bottle of wine. My friends and I cook for regular families who worry about feeding their kids and paying the bills.

No man's abilities are so remarkably shining as not to stand in need of a proper opportunity.