Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

I love my job when I'm not there.

Where God leads, He provides.

Congressmen who willfully take action during wartime that damages morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled, or hung

The filth under the white snow, the sunne discovers.

The happiest memories are of moments that ended when they should have.

I realize it's probably best to keep my politics to myself.

How-how can we make it against the whole world?

I love being under submission to my husband ... I believe in keeping the male ego intact.

Maybe they just like me because they like me, and they don't like me because they feel like they have to like me because they like this person or that person.