Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.

Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.

Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?

A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.

I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.

I’m going to punch words in your ear holes.

I’ve seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs.

I loathe it when they [English teachers] are bullied by no-nothing parents or cowardly school boards.

Give and TakeThe Chief takes less than he is givenAnd gives more than he has taken.

To Jane's horror, he unfolded her paper and read aloud. "Possible Candidates as Lovers.

Why do you still feel the need to punish yourself for something that was out of your control?

There is as much trickery required to grow rich by a stupid book as there is folly in buying it.

The mixing of politics and business not only is detrimental to politics, as is frequently observed, but even much more so to business.

We consciously decide whether to consider people; we fall in love despite ourselves; we entirely fail to fall in love with people who fall in love with us. It is a mightily complicated business.

It is not he who begins well who is perfect. It is he who ends well who is approved in God's sight.

If God is real, why does he align perfectly with our views? We should expect God to challenge us on what we think is right somewhere

Never marry but for love; but see that thou lov'st what is lovely.