Even I don't know what you're doing, and I know everything.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

If that's what you want to do, then you should go do it-and do it well.

He who neglects to pray alone and in private, however assiduously he frequents public meetings, there gives his prayers to the wind.

Wherever you are, be there. If you can be fully present now, you’ll know what it means to live.

Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll be perfect when you're dead.

You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!

Is a civilization worth the name, which requires, for its existence the very doubtful prop of a racial legislation and a lynch law?

In life, when presented with any situation, breathe, take your time, focus and then decide what to do.

I never grew up thinking, 'One day I will play so and so' because I wasn't expecting to be an actor at all.