Even a really bad creator would at least have started with Earth, Air, Fire, Water and Surprise.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

You may hate being pregnant, but the minute the baby is born, she is God's precious child, given to you as a gift.

We are hearing more and more from our clients, they want to know how to build not only a great corporate culture, but effective cultures in each of their smaller teams.

It is not a lie to keep the truth to oneself.

[Jack Johnson] really helped me make the record, put it out, and then let me tour with him for two years. He really helped me out.

"Getting away from it all," many people want that, and of course ultimately the only way to get away from it all is to go within, now.

In any given moment we are either practicing mindfulness, or defacto, we are practicing mindlessness.

That is the most common excuse, and the most foolish of all. Love has never prevented a man from following his dreams. If she truly loves you, she will want the best for you.

I love to wear boots - and shoes, I don't like at all.

When you're fighting with a stunt person, your intent is to miss.

Farewell count without a head