Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.

I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

I'm not used to getting good reviews.

Who but the mad would choose to keep on living? In the end, aren't we all just a little crazy?

That blasted family could never look at a living thing without wanting to make a profit out of it, preferably by killing it.

Friendship is not just about having fun, it’s about supporting each other in time of weakness.

Never think taking a life is easy. Do that and in a way they win.

Civilizations die from philosophical calm irony and the sense of fair play quite as surely as they die of debauchery.

Creation, like destruction, always seems to get a little out of hand; otherwise it could hardly be called creative.

Many environmental questions are in a deep way philosophical, despite our penchant for treating them as if they were only technological, economic, or whatever.

I do great with Latino voters. I employee so many Latinos, I have so many people working for me, the Latinos love Trump, and I Iove them.

A little allegory of the soul - wherever it hides, God will find it.

So war is an extremely sad business, because the majority of people don't want to be in it.