Even if I wasn't an actress or a comedian, I would be spreading love and laughter [with] whatever I did.

GIFTS is an acronym for Gratitude, Intention, Forgiveness, Triumphs, and Self-love. I believe that those are the principles we need to explore in order to discover our true gifts.

It is in my soul to spread love and laughter.

There's a lesson in everything. Looking for the lesson is grounding.

You should only be doing that thing that lights up your soul.

Don't be concerned with how many followers you have, be concerned with where you are leading them.

I'm happy to get up in the morning.

Everyone came here to do something magnificent.

I'm ready to meet a nice man!

I've had enough experience with knowing that things will turn out just fine. I pray for that. There's a lesson in everything. Looking for the lesson is grounding.

I do what I do because there's nothing else for me to do. This is what I'm supposed to be doing.

It may not be important what you say, but it is very important who you are.

Once upon a time, there was a man as great as the gods…But even the great can tremble with fear.Even the great can fall

There is no god. I am an atheist. It is up to us to become God. We need to be elevated, to become saints. God alienates people from themselves.

I'm gonna play something so funky you can smell it

As a matter of fact I could beat you two with both my arms and my legs tied. I'll roll down this ramp and score myself a 7-10 idiot split!

I think if you're gonna get a tattoo, just get one: the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go, 'Why did I get this?,' you can be like, 'Oh, I'm dumb!'

Cake and tea or death?

I think that growth and spiritual awareness come in slow increments. Sometimes you don't know it's happening.

Before the endgame, the Gods have placed the middle game.

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.