Even if its a white crowd, I tell my jokes for the four black people in the room, not the 100 whites.

It seems my heart is made of tissue paper

A married man is a preoccupied man.

...it was amazing, wasn't it, how bad you could hurt when there was nothing physically wrong.

The digital age believes in the rational ordering of human beings. We believe that information will eventually solve every conceivable problem.

It was never in my heart to slight any man, but only that man should be kept in his place and not sit in the room of God.

The searcher's eye Not seldom finds more than he wished to find.

There are certain pieces of music that are always attached to certain books.

I am always astonishing myself. It is the only thing that makes life worth living.

If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you cry. And vice versa.

There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas.