Even if the character is something that seems ridiculous on paper, there's a human element to everything. Otherwise, we don't connect with it.

You don't touch my face! It's a birth right! This was given to me by God! You do not touch my face!

If it looks stupid on a rooster, it's probably gonna look stupid on you.

Being intercontinental champion doesn't mean you're a champ. It means you're the future.

It's amazing to see that people came to see you. That, that was their wish.

If you're a foolhardy, braggadocios male figure who wants to charge forward in every fight, it has its pros and its cons, that's for sure.

I can literally hear you getting fatter.

This face was given to me by God!

She began sobbing again. “I’m not ready to die.

We love because it is the only true adventure.

...at times, the greatest courage of all is to live.

My family is filled with wonderful storytellers. I lack their gift of gab, so it's a relief to be able to write.

I'm an amateur at music and an amateur at most things. I like the idea of offering some music and some records and a website to people who feel perplexed.

Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country.

I have such hatred of divorce that I prefer bigamy to divorce. Anyway, I think we should see other people.

My nightmare of nightmares is being overdressed for a casual event - I've done it! You have to have a real sense of what you want to communicate.

And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now. I know what fatherhood is all about. And you look at your parents differently

Been sitting at home all weekend writing for MTV Movie Awards - unfortunately MTV won't let me do my strip routine ala Magic Mike.