Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.

If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism.

I don't like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned.

I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant...if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?

My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity I had stolen.

What I see here is nothing but a shell. What is most important is invisible...

If we gave up eating beef we would have roughly 20 to 30 times more land for food than we have now.

In a typical history book, black Americans are mentioned in the context of slavery or civil rights. There's so much more to the story.

Our nation's infrastructure needs are tremendous, and they're growing.

The sweets of pillage can be known To no one but the thief, Compassion for integrity Is his divinest grief.

Lose yourself in the music, the moment - you own it.

The most persistent principles in the universe are accident and error.

Be doers of the word and not hearers only, deluding yourselves.

Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.

More than fear of loving bears or birds bigger than cows, I fear pathless nights. How, I wonder, can I find you in the dark?