Even if you persuade me, you won’t persuade me.

Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.

Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever

Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

By words the mind is winged.

Our destiny is not mapped out for us by some exterior power

Berg was proud of his storytelling to the point where he collected stories about telling stories.

I try to never lose sight of what a special time it is to be a women's basketball player.

Education does not necessarily make one wise?

Our number one responsibility is to protect Americans from terrorism, that’s our job, so being tough on terrorism is enormously important.

I still break racquets, but now I do it in a positive way.

That's what life is for, to find that joy in yourself.

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

Time, as a river, hath brought down to us what is more light and superficial, while things more solid and substantial have been immersed.

There is - you know, there's receipts for rented cars and license plates and guns and hand prints and palm prints and fingerprints. You know, I want to wait until I'm in a court.