Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

Grace is gladness of existence.

What little girls learn is not the desire for the other, but the desire to be desired.

Dreams are the fingerprints of your future

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

Security is a process, not a product.

I must say, I am trying to live my life with a sharpie marker approach. You can't erase the strokes you've made, but each step is much bolder and more deliberate.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

Meditate. Let the light of the heart engulf you.

'm the inspiration for picking it up off the floor after it fell off the stool and figuring out a way to make it still work.

All things come to those who wait.