Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

This is the word of the LORD saying, Not by Might, nor by Power, but by my Spirit, saith the LORD of hosts.

I had to be a grown-up when I should have been a little boy, and now that I'm a grown-up my little-boyness has exploded out of me. I've lived my life backwards.

Corruption is one of the most common reasons I hear in views that criticize aid.

People fidget. They are compelled to look engaged in an activity, or purposeful. Vampires can just occupy space without feeling obliged to justify it.

Vulnerability is huge. I love to see that in characters. It's something I feel like a lot of my comedic heroes have always done.

God my Creator said, 'Go and make disciples.' So I don't want to sit and make excuses.

The culture of any country is gauged first by its progress in art.

There was a huge difference between dislike and disregard.

I think Kanye West gets really annoyed because I just hate fittings. I'll just be like,"Ah, I can't find something to wear."

Death on the battlefield is welcome to a soldier.