Even in our perfection we are Broken.

Even in an empty room, we are never alone.

There's an entire flight simulator hidden in every copy of Microsoft Excel 97.

I can think of a lot better things to do with my hands than to cut them up on the rim of a drum.

Aristrocracy is like cheese. The older it is the higher it becomes.

Earth angels help others remember who they are.

Preppy clothes are built to last, since they certainly won't go out of style.

Wal-Mart hires average people but squeezes above average performance and results out of them.

I suspect that much of our praying to be used is selfish, and underneath it is the sneaking desire to make our mark and be recognized.

Innovation comes from people who take joy in their work.

Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!