Even in the news division of Fox - which I want to make very clear and I have from the very beginning - I am not a journalist. In fact, I wear that as a badge of honor.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

Maybe I got a few words wrong, but that's so near how the conversation went, I'm going to call it truth.

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.

Jesus weeps and loves me still.

F. Scott Fitzgerald is the first of the last generation.

Trust is for lovers. In politics there are only converging interests.

I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.

I think it was Mark Twain who said, “Get your facts straight, and then you can distort them as much as you like.

I don't really know what 'a dark place' means. I have windows in my house, and I'm generally an upbeat person! A lot of people throw that word at me because I wear a lot of black and leather.

I don't go near the money and the money doesn't go near me.

Don't let the wicked city get you down.