Even in this world of course it is the stupidest children who are most childish and the stupidest grown-ups who are most grown-up.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The strongest words can be said in the softest voices and still be resonant.

We men and women are all in the same boat, upon a stormy sea. We owe to each other a terrible and tragic loyalty.

The reason we race isn't so much to beat each other... but to be with each other.

I wouldn't say that there's ever been an Olympic champion that didn't deserve to win an Olympic Gold Medal.

You can depend on no man, on no friend, but him who can depend on himself.

I am a fan of sequels even though they are inevitably awful.

Be strong! We are not here to play, to dream, to drift; We have hard work to do and loads to lift; Shun not the struggle-face it; 'tis God's gift.

Maybe I think too much for my own good.

The world has no room for cowards.

There is a fruit of the Spirit that must accompany the gift of healing and that is longsuffering.