Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

I found I was repeating myself. It is the beginning of the end when you discover you have style.

Destruction is difficult. It is as difficult as creation.

So the CD is a great way to get yourself acquainted with some people who in three years, maybe even one year, be really big.

The one woman who never gives herself is your free woman, who is always giving herself.

The life of action is nobler than the life of thought.

Brands are the solution, not the problem. Brands are how you sort out the cesspool.

In magic, man has to rely on himself. So, in religion, of course, you're looking for outside support but that's the appeal of magic.

The NSA is not looking through people's address books and Visa bills and violating the rights of average citizens. That's not what the NSA does.

Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?

I am at war with the obvious.