Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

Gee, I am a complete Luddite when it comes to computers, I can barely log on!

Leadership is all about leading your life with a cause greater than yourself and continuously doing self-development.

It’s very easy to capture pictures of jubilant people in the street after the nuclear bomb. But there were no pictures of morose people sitting in their kitchens and living rooms.

I looked at Tank Girl, which is the coolest comic, ever. The movie didn't make the comic book any less cool. The comic is still the comic.

If you are happy, you are a geezer.

Avoid arguments, but whenever a negative attitude is expressed, counter with a positive and optimistic opinion.

It has become quite a common proverb that in wine there is truth (In Vino Veritas).

We look upon the enemy of our souls as a conquered foe, so he is, but only to God, not to us.

I used to wear different rings when I first got called Ringo in about 19, about, umm, '59 I got called Ringo.

Each in the cell of himself is almost convinced of his freedom.