Even people who don't believe in science still have to believe in gravity.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

Debt . . . . that peculiar nexus where money, narrative or story, and religious belief intersect, often with explosive force.

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise grew discouraged and traveled on.

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

Like all dreamers, I mistook disenchantment for truth.

I've always been interested in an idea of boundless love - an impersonal, big love.

Whoso loves, believes in the impossible

I'm shy. People get confused. They think as an actor you can get up and be confident on the screen. Why aren't you like this in normal life? Why can't you act in your social life? 'Because I can't!'

The idea that people should be allowed to decide something about their own fate is just anathema to European elites.

Short of nuclear war itself, population growth is the gravest issue the world faces. If we do not act, the problem will be solved by famine, riots, insurrection and war.

Eaten bread is forgotten.