Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Few individuals significantly alter the course of history. Fewer still modify the map of the world. Hardly anyone can be credited with creating a nation-state. Mohammad Ali Jinnah did all three.

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

Your response to adversity is what positions you for promotion

You broke her heart in person—you fix it in person!

Eventually, it is found out but it takes time especially in the conditions when communication is difficult, when the enemy is making it extremely awkward for information to come out, to go.

When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl.

All I care about, to be honest, is surfing. I love surfing more than anything. To me, there's nothing like that.

If you can fly an airplane competently, you can fly it safely even if something does happen.

I love when people work together who know each other very well. Some of my favourite movies are people who are close friends or families.

If we should ever get to Heaven, we shall find nobody to reproach us for being black, or for being slaves.