Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Guard your throats and hide your eyes. He’s not dead, you fools. Legends never die.

When you ask me to sign your NDA, you're basically saying, in writing, that you don't trust me.

What would Integrity have me do?

Reality was utterly coolheaded and utterly lonely.

We are born as innocents. We are polluted by advice.

Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skills.

Someone who wants to be with you, WILL be with you. End of story.

In the absence of big budgets, start-ups learned how to hack the system to build their companies.

Life can be cruel. It´s been my struggle, my personal battle, my obsession to make people see that different isn´t always bad.

Smell the sea and feel the sky.