Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Being a Parisian is not about being born in Paris, it is about being reborn there.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

Be Strong, Have Faith and Always Smile .

The courage to be is the courage to accept oneself, in spite of being unacceptable.

Responsibility has more salvation in it than religion can bestow.

Einstein explained his theory to me every day, and on my arrival I was fully convinced that he understood it.

I came from a family where joining a union was the expected thing to do. I've always believed that the relationship between an employer and an individual worker is fundamentally unequal.

The greatest and noblest pleasure which we have in this world is to discover new truths, and the next is to shake off old prejudices.

Pessimism is an emotion not a philosophy.

There is barely a country in the world where you will be completely safe.

My biggest thing to say is just don't worry about money.

Because the state necessarily commits aggression, the consistent libertarian, in opposing aggression, is also an anarchist.