Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.

The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow.

The issue isn't just jobs. Even slaves had jobs. The issue is wages.

Populism is not a style, it's a people's rebellion against the iron grip that big corporations have on our country - including our economy, government, media, and environment.

The corporations don't have to lobby the government anymore. They are the government.

Some people say we need a third party. I wish we had a second one.

Even a dead fish can go with the flow.

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.

Like NASCAR race drivers or PGA golfers, why not require each of the [US presidential] candidates to cover their clothing, briefcases and staff with the logo patches of their corporate sponsors?

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere.

Fatigue is here, in my body, in my legs and eyes. That is what gets you in the end. Faith is only a word, embroidered.

The great soul understands the small-minded.

When life throws you a curve ball just give up, no need messing around with that off speed shit

I am so proud of 'Top Chef' - I think it's got great cred.

They're spreading out. Look unaware and sweet and innocent. It's a little hard to look innocent when I'm as big as a house.

Some people fake their death, I'm faking my life.

Philip Martin has written a wise, compassionate, and nurturing guide through the self-oppression of depression.

For some, it was easier to take the leap from the leafless tree and dance on nothing until dancing was done.

Life is tough - and you have to be tougher than life to change the world.

The way to be a bore is to say everything.